The annual report of my organisation just came out and included a number of photos of various people in my lab. Not me however. Bastards.
But my boss got a nice picture in which he actually looks pretty good. In fact, his only comment when we first showed him it was
"God, I'm hot!"
shortly thereafter followed by
"Did I just say that out loud?"
There'll be signings of the report at 3pm in the coffee room.