Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Later on, going through the alcohol cabinet

"Hey this bottle of Tullamore Dew I bought when Anke broke up with me! It´s still here."

"When ANKE broke up with you? And you haven´t managed to finish it?"

"It´s been sitting there for eleven years then. That was at the start of my Diploma year."

"So then you were single for a full year before the next one? Not a one night stand? Not a quick kissy-kissy with some chick in a bar?"

"Ahhh. No."

"You know that whole multiplication thing earlier? I think that explains it."

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