"Hey this bottle of Tullamore Dew I bought when Anke broke up with me! It´s still here."
"When ANKE broke up with you? And you haven´t managed to finish it?"
"It´s been sitting there for eleven years then. That was at the start of my Diploma year."
"So then you were single for a full year before the next one? Not a one night stand? Not a quick kissy-kissy with some chick in a bar?"
"You know that whole multiplication thing earlier? I think that explains it."