"No, I´m glad I´m working for myself now. I couldn´t do that management thing. I keep wanting to tell people what I really think of them."
"That´d make you the perfect consultant. You can just go in, tell them they´re doing it all wrong and get out without having to deal with the aftermath."
"Well, yeah. But then I´d have to work, like, stupid hours and stuff. And that just doesn´t jive with me."
"I just said jive in a sentence. I cannot believe I just said 'jive with me'."
"I don´t even know what you mean with that."
"Let´s keep it that way. Really, don´t bother to learn that one."