"A Renault garage. Le Renault garage. Un garage du Renault! Every little village has a Renault garage - Dans chaque village il y a un garage du Renault!"
"Sorry. I know you don´t like me fantasizing in French."
"I have no problem with you fantasizing in French. You can fantasize in French all you want. What I have a problem with is you fantasizing about cars BECAUSE I´M NOT GOING TO BE TURNING INTO ONE."
"You could soap yourself naked all over the car. That´d be almost as good."
"I could wash the windscreen with my breasts."
"But I´d need a footstool to reach it."
"NOT A PROBLEM."
"And a private garage because I´m not getting all naked in our street."
"WE´LL LOOK FOR ONE AS SOON AS WE´RE BACK."
"Can I blog this?"